OK

So maybe my last post was a little harsh.. so I was dying today..who cares, right? It doesn't really matter.

[ 18.10.01 ]

Well..just FUCK the world

Ever have one of those days? I am. Right now. Just fuck 'em..To fuck with them? To fuck with them is to lose your soul..no wait.. Hmm. If I can find it, I'll show you all something really cool..

Perhaps one of the most interesting and colorful words in the English
language today is the word "*-*uck". It is the one magical word
which just by its sound, can describe pain, pleasure, love, and hate.

In language, "*-*uck" falls into many grammatical categories.

-It can be used as a verb, both transitive (John *-*ucked Mary) and
intransive (Mary was *-*ucked by John).
-It can be an action verb (John really gives a *-*uck), a passive verb
(Mary really doesn't give a *-*uck), an adverb (Mary is *-*ucking
interested in John), or as a noun (Mary is a terrific *-*uck).
-It can also be used as an adjective (Mary is *-*ucking beautiful) or
an interjection (*-*uck! I'm late for my date with Mary).
-It can even be used as a conjuction (Mary is easy, *-*uck she's also
stupid).

As you can see, there are very few words with the overall veratility of
the "-uck". Aside from its sexual connotations, this incredible word
can be used to describe many situations...

Greetings - "How the -uck are ya?"
Fraud - "I got -ucked by the car dealer."
Resignation - "Oh, -uck it!"
Trouble - "I guess I'm -ucked now."
Agression "-UCK YOU!"
Disgust "-uck me."
Confusion - "What the -uck.....?"
Difficulty - "I don't understand this -ucking business!"
Despair - "ucked again....."
Pleasure - "I -ucking couldn't be happier."
Displeasure - "What the -uck is going on here?"
Lost - "Where the -uck are we."
Disbelief "UN-UCKING BELIEVABLE!"
Retaliation - "Up your -ucking ass!"
Denial - "I didn't -ucking do it."
Perplexity "I know -uck all about it."
Apathy - "Who realy gives a -uck, anyhow?"
Suspicion - "Who the -uck are you?"
Panic - "Let's get the -uck out of here."
Directions - "-uck off."
Disbelief - "How the -uck did you do that?"

It can be used in an anatomical description- "He's a -ucking a--hole."
It can be used to tell time- "It's five -ucking thirty."
It can be used in business- "How did I wind up with this -ucking job?"

It can be maternal- "Mother -ucker."
It can be political- "-uck Dan Quyle!"
It has also be used by many notable people throughout history...

"What the -uck was that?"
-Mayor of Hiroshima

"Where the -uck is all this water coming from?"
-Captain of the Titanic

"That's not a real -ucking gun."
-John Lennon

"Who's gonna -ucking find out?"
-Richard Nixon

"Heads are going to -ucking roll."
-Anne Boleyn

"Let the -ucking woman drive."
-Commander of Space Shuttle

"What -ucking map?"
-"Challenger," Mark Thatcher

"Any -ucking idiot could understand that."
-Albert Einstein

"It does so -ucking look like her!"
-Picasso

"How the -uck did you work that out?"
-Pythagoras

"You want what on the -ucking ceiling?"
-Michaelango

"-uck a duck."
-Walt Disney

"Why?-Because its -ucking there!"
-Edmund Hilary

"I don't suppose its gonna -ucking rain?"
-Joan of Arc

"Scattered -ucking showers my ass."
-Noah

"I need this parade like I need a -ucking hole in my head."
-John F Kennedy

Val [3:47 PM]

[ 10.10.01 ]

Precisely

I'm hungry. Hm.

Val [10:52 PM]

[ 8.10.01 ]

Plus now I have cough which is bugging me ever so slightly.

Val [8:35 PM]

[ 6.10.01 ]

So I stopped writing... and for good reason. Nothing seemed important anymore. All little problems that might have been big before now..aren't such a big deal anymore..

Val [12:34 PM]

LCH#2

[ 23.10.01 ]